Someone call the Fashion Police

{fleece hat \ polka-dot top \ green pants \ yellow jacket \ backpack }Wearing handmade isn't always fashionable. Especially when your mother never bothered to "Gymboree-it-all-up" so everything matches.

And this is what happens when she picks her own outfits (which is pretty much every day now):

Bonus points to the first person who can correctly identify that thing tied around her neck.I'm sure many of you have even better pictures of your self-dressed children hanging around!